December 2011
105 posts
please don't strip my mind
deadxhearts asked: You are beautiful :)
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my boyfriend: one day I would marry you in a church that looks like hogwarts and with a priest that looks like dumbledore
me: take my body
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"You are what you eat" ... I don't remember eating...
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like & i'll check your blog
- Mom I'm going out →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
- With your friends?
- No mom, With pikachu
- WHO IS PIKACHU?
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I know this doesn't mean anything to anyone on...
This is going to be in order. But I'm sorry. I'm sorry for making you and Alexis Currier break up so I could have you for myself. I'm sorry for not being a good girlfriend and not believing you when people told me you cheated on me. I'm sorry for hanging out with your friends in the dells on july 12th 2010, which was the cause of our break up. I'm sorry for comparing you to your dad, when in...
fuck going to school i'm going to sit here and...
me: *sneezes*
class: *silence/crickets*
popular kid: *sneezes*
class: god bless you sweetheart, jesus lord let god protect you from that horrible sneeze.
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mom: stop swearing, just substitute a different word from now on.
me: shut the crap up
me: quit crapping around
me: what the crap
me: hey what's crappenin'
me: crappy
mom: substitute fuck for crap from now on.
